Roughriders Eleven years of Biker Brotherhood, based in Lincoln  NE USA

      Biker Wisdom

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE

1 It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a good job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It 's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

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Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
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Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty
Pot o'experience... hopefully you fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.

Midnight bugs taste just as bad as noon time bugs.

Saddlebags can never hold everything you want,
but they CAN hold everything you need.

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does
to share the bed.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your
rearview mirror.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep
through the sunrise.

Sometimes it takes a whole tank-ful of fuel before
you can think straight.

Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees
you'll ride alone.

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.

A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

Young riders pick a destination and go...
Old riders pick a direction and go.

A good mechanic will let you watch without
charging you for it.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to
stop for the night.

Always back your bike into the curb,
and sit where you can see it.

Work to ride & ride to work.

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.

When you look down the road, it seems to never end
but you better believe, It does!

Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish.

Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT  Comfortable for walking.

People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.

Sometimes, the best communication happens
when you're on separate bikes.

Good coffee should be indistinguishable from
50 weight motor oil.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

The twisties - not the superslabs
separate the riders from the Wanna Bes.

When you're riding lead, don't spit.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at
2 am to drive his Pickup to the middle of
nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
Without asking What the hell were you doing?

Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph
can double your vocabulary.

If you want to get somewhere before sundown,
you can't stop at every tavern.

There's something ugly about a touring bike on a trailer.

Don't lead the pack if you don't know where you're going.

Practice wrenching on your own bike.

Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.

Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.

A good long ride can clear your mind,
restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel.

If you can't get it going with bungee cords and
electrician's tape, it's serious.

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be.

Bikes parked out front mean good
chicken-fried steak inside.

There are drunk riders.
There are old riders.
There are NO old, drunk riders.

Thin leather looks good in the bar,
but it won't save your butt
From "road rash" if you go down.

The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.

Always replace the cheapest parts first.

You can forget what you do for a living when
your knees are in the breeze.

Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head
out of a car window.

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down!

There are two types of people in this world,
people who ride motorcycles and people who
wish they could ride motorcycles.

Never try to race an old geezer,
He may have one more gear than you.

Gray-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck.

 

LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES.

Body: I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But,

you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.

I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall.

I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.

I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the  car window.

I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the  homeless.

I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.

I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none.

I saw you, look in fright at my tattoos. But, you didn't see me, cry as my children where born and have their name written over and in my heart.

I saw you, change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But, you didn't see me, going home to be with my family.

I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be. But, you didn't see me, when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car. But, you didn't see me, pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.

I saw you, reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road. But, you didn't see me, squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.

I saw you, race down the road in the rain. But, you didn't see me, get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you, run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time. But, you didn't see me, trying to turn right.

I saw you, cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in. But, you didn't see me, leave the road.

I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to pass. But, you didn't see me. I wasn't there.

I saw you, go home to your family. But, you didn't see me. Because, I died that day you cut me off.

I was just a biker. A person with friends and a family.

But, you didn't see me.

LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES.